Pencil skirt, tick!
Corporate buzz words, tick!
No idea what the hell I am doing whilst getting paid, tick!
Yes, everyone within close vicinity of me can now breathe a sigh of relief, because the whinging will now cease, for 'tis true, I have scored myself a job!
That’s right Scooby Doo, a real Rrrrrrrob!!!!
I am back working for the man, having pow wows and conference calls, making pie charts and fist pumping people while I chit chat by the water cooler.